jolma.org

Anyone who knows me is aware of my love of naps. But how does one nap well?

Full article here.

Courtesy of MS Office.

There are few things in life more satisfying than empty inboxes, my big accomplishment this weekend.

Merlin Mann gave a great talk on this at Google: http://www.43folders.com/izero#video

I’m bored. What app should I build this weekend? It can be a standalone web app or a Facebook app. And I only want to put in a day.

Ideas?

The number one search result for my vanity search of “jolma” is some bizarre tribute site someone set up for me. Check it out for yourself. jolmapolldorsets.com is flattering but slightly creepy.

Some excerpts:

Jolma is one of Western Australia’s most successful Poll Dorset studs.

Jolma Injector 148 has topped the current sire rankings

And Jolma has also blitzed the 2002 male progeny rankings,

When subject to LAMBPLAN analysis, Jolma is consistently producing exception results.

I saved the best for last. (I’m considering getting this tattooed across my back).

JOLMA INJECTOR IS ‘KING OF THE ROAD’

From my spammier-by-the-minute gmail account:

Hmm… I don’t know… Fine. I’ll click it.

I’m going to the Mudhoney concert tonight with Mitsu (in town from Tokyo) and Todd. I’m psyched. Too bad I didn’t pack my grunge outfits.

I try to keep up with Google alerts for Animoto, and in doing so have seen a lot of videos created with our product.

One sticks out.

It straddles the edge of creepy, that’ll haunt me and I can’t look away.

Anyway:

Grim. I was warned about rats in New York, but hadn’t seen many yet. I just looked outside and saw a family of the scuttling around. (That’s part of the beauty of a ground-level apartment with trash cans outside).

I am prepared, though. If any of them make their way inside they’ll have to face the Jolma Inferno Blaster (see pic)

Only in Brooklyn (I hope) would reading this sexy book on the train cause someone to call you a poser.