When I’m bored or have low self esteem I go moderate this blog’s comments. Some “people” I don’t know — or at least don’t remember — say the nicest things and have excellent advice:

Friend from Cialis:

Wonderful and informative web site.I used information from that site its great. [Helpful links including "Battle of Gettysburg" and "naked woman swimming"]

Another friend from Cialis informs me that my restraint saves children’s lives:

Please, do not delete the given message. Money obtained from spam will go to the help hungry to children Uganda!

Hot tip from another friend (disclaimer: I haven’t tried this out):

If you listen to the Matrix soundtrack on your Ipod, or perhaps a fun song, your life automatically becomes a movie. [links about rugs and hotels]